Wooded living for people who arrive by air.
A master-planned community for critical care transport professionals, sited on a different quiet parcel of woods every year. Flexible terms. Limited availability. No elevator.
The Patches
One per conference. Issued after, never before.
Every conference ends the same way: Campsite One designs its own patch, built around whatever happened to the campsite that year. Not the conference’s patch — ours. It is not for sale, it is not sanctioned, and it is not explained. It means nothing whatsoever to anyone who was not standing there when it happened.
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Campaign I
Salt Lake City, UT
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Campaign II
Denver, CO
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Campaign III
Bozeman, MT
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Campaign IV
Charleston, WV
- Campaign V Portland, ME
Four patches exist, 2022 through 2025. The fifth does not. Design falls to the Chief Spreadsheet Officer, who has the files, and who will publish them here upon completion of the spreadsheet. The spreadsheet is not complete. The spreadsheet has never been complete. No other officer has offered to help, and none has been asked.
The RecordThe full account of what each patch refers to is kept in the community register — five chapters, one per conference, from a flood in Utah to an eviction in Maine.
The Community
Everything else has its own page. This is where they are.
The anchor structure and the community history, in full.
Enter → ResidencesThree tents, one trailer pending, and an uncounted number of Walmart tents.
Enter → AmenitiesCurated for the way residents actually live, which is poorly.
Enter → GovernmentTwelve offices, one permanent fixture, and the bylaws.
Enter → NoticesThe eviction, the network advisory, and the rest of the correspondence.
Enter → AlbumsThe community archive, by year.
Enter →